Aug 242012
 

1. What grows up while growing down?

2. Did you hear about the bear that was hit by an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place?

3. What did the coach say to his losing team of snakes?

4. Why do ambassadors never get sick?

5. What’s the longest piece of furniture in the world?

6. Why did the woman name her iPhone “Titanic”?

7. Did you hear about the guy who went nuts in the Museum of Modern Art?

8.Where did Noah keep his bees?

I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.

Gravity is studied a lot because it’s a very attractive field.

I used to work in a blanket factory but it folded.  

 Answers: 1. A goose. 2. They said it was a grizzly accident. 3. You can’t venom all. 4.  Diplomatic immunity. 5. The multiplication table. 6. She was trying to get it to sync. 7. He told the judge he suffered from contemporary insanity. 8. In the ark hives.

Apr 202012
 

1. How do you get holy water?

2. Where do you find a dog with no legs?

3. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?  

A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping at least one of them would win.  But sadly no pun in ten did.

If don’t think any of jokes are funny then you really need to lighten up.   Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, then we would fall off.

Answers:1. Boil the hell out of it. 2. Right where you left it. 3. Because they taste funny.