Jul 272012
1. When does a clock go back four seconds?
2. What did the coach tell the runner who was afraid of hurdles?
3. Did you hear about the guy who fell in an upholstery machine?
4. What do you call a woman who stands between to goal posts?
5. Why did the can crusher quit his job?
6. What barks, can balance a ball on its nose and lives in Washington?
7. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
8. Why were the teacher’s eyed cross?
9. What did the pillow say when it fell off the bed?
Answers: 1.When it’s still hungry. 2.Get over it. 3. He’s fully recovered. 4. Annette. 5. He found it soda pressing. 6. A Presidential Seal. 7. Pilgrims 8. She couldn’t control her pupils. 9. Oh sheet.