Funny Friday ;o

1. Why can’t you push an envelope? 

2. What happened to the thief who stole a calendar? 

3. What do you call a fake noodle? 

4. What kind of nut always seems to have a cold?

5. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

6. How does Moses make his tea?

7. What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?

8. What kind of pants does Mario wear?

9. What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leafed clover? 

10. Why was the scarecrow promoted?

Answers: 1. Because it’s stationary  2. He got 12 months. 3. An impasta. 4. A cashew. 5. Neck-Tarine 6. Hebrews it. 7. 1forrest1 8. Denim Denim Denim. 9. A rash of good luck. 10. He’s outstanding in his field.