1. How do you get 99 old ladies to curse at the same time?
2. What’s the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
3. What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Answers: 1. Yell Bingo! 2.A Northern fairy tale begins, “Once upon a time…” A Southern fairytale begins, “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…” 3. At tooth hurty.