Jun 082012
 

1. Why do watermelons have water in them?

2. What do you call a mother cow after giving birth?

3. Why do the male deer need braces? 

4.What’s the biggest problem with snow boots? 

5.Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

6. What does a houseboat become when it grows up? 

7. What did the evil chicken lay?

8.Why did the house go to the doctor? 

Here’s some food for thought for the weekend, if a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Answers: 1. Because you plant them in the Spring. 2.Decaffinated 3.Because he has buck teeth. 4. They melt 5. Dung 6. A Township 7. Deviled Eggs 8. Because it has a window pane.

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