Funny Friday!

1. What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

2. What’s the best way to carve wood?

3.How does a lion like his meat?

4.Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

5.Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

6.Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

7.What do you call a nosy pepper?

8. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves?

I’m looking forward to a relaxing three-day weekend for Memorial Day.  These jokes are great way to start it out. 

Answers: 1. Hip-Pop 2.Whittle by whittle. 3. Roar 4.He had no body to go with him. 5.Because he was a little shellfish.6. They kept dropping their trunks. 7. Jalapeno Business. 8. Russell