As you can see from the picture the Potato Man is growing like crazy. I just can seem to let go of him still. I’ve narrowed down what I should do with him to a few options. Option 1: Harvest Potato Man for mold and make penicillin out of it. Sell the penicillin on the black market and in turn become very rich. Option 2: Give Potato Man a potato family. I could give him a wife and a couple of kids. Once you have four rotting potatoes why stop there. I could make an entire potato people race. Maybe I could add a room full of exotic birds and end up on Hoarders. I’d explain it all started with my boyfriend giving me the first one as a gift and I couldn’t stop. I’ve always wanted to be on TV, this could be my start. I’d have a great turn around story and write a book about it. I’ll be rich! Option 3: I could plant the Potato Man. If I’m lucky it will grow into the biggest and best potato ever. I’ll quit my job and become a farmer. I can see the sign now, “Quirkster’s Famous Potatoes! My family is full of Quirks but now yours can be too!” I’ll be the talk of the town and definitely rich.
I have some thinking to do about what my next move is. I mean this is a Potato Man I need to make the right choice. Tossing him aside would never be an option, that’s just crazy. I’m sitting on a gold mine here I can just feel it.