There’s nothing like making a fool of yourself on national television.
1. What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
2. What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
4. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
5. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
6. What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?
7. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
8. What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it?
These jokes are some real knee slappers. Enjoy the weekend.
Answers: 1.A small medium at large. 2. Oh Snap! 3. A Gummy Bear. 4. Because he felt crummy. 5. Make me one with everything! 6. A Frisbee 7. Pumpkin Pi. 8. Nothing, it just let out a little whine.