I thought I’d mix things up with some Christmas jokes. Feel free to share these wonderful jokes at your Christmas parties. Merry Christmas
1. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
2. What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents, and scratches up your furniture?
3. What nationality is Santa Claus?
4. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
5. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
6. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
7. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
8. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
9. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
10. Why is Santa so good at karate?
11. What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
12. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
Answers: 1. A pineapple! 2. Santa Claws 3. North Polish 4. One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. 5. Rude-olph. 6. I’ll have a boo Christmas without you. 7. They are always dropping their needles. 8. A cookie sheet. 9. Frosted Flakes. 10. Because he has a black belt. 11. Jolly Ranchers. 12. He felt his presents.