I was listening to radio the other day and they were talking about first world problems. I thought it was pretty funny/sad. The following are serious first world problems many are often burdened with.
Google Maps told me the wrong exit number.
My TV show isn’t in HD.
One grilled cheese isn’t enough but two is too much.
The barista at Starbucks spelled my name wrong.
The battery went out on my Brita faucet so now I have to drink regular tap water.
My new phone is so thin that I can’t hold it on my shoulder while talking.
I have money to do laundry but it is not in quarters.
I went through the drive thru and didn’t get a straw for my drink.
The closest restroom at the mall is closed and I have to walk to another one.
The commercials are louder than the movie so I have to adjust the volume every commercial break.
I clicked the Close All Tabs instead of Close Current Tab.
My iPad is too big to carry around but my iPhone is too small for my fingers.
My shirt is hand wash or dry clean only.
I can’t use my iPhone because it’s updating to a new iOS.
My coffee is too hot to drink
I have too many grocery bags to carry in at once.
I accidentally clicked on the pop-up ad.
The ice in my drink watered my Coke down.
My McDonalds drink is too big to fit in my cup holder.
I lost one of my ear buds so I can only listen to my iPod in one ear.
Someone took the last Kleenex and I have to get another box.
I forgot to charge my iPhone and now I can’t play Angry Birds.
I got into the shower before the water was hot.
I filled my cereal bowl too much and it overflowed when I added milk.
My toaster doesn’t have a bagel setting.
I bought skim milk instead of 2%
The keyless entry battery is dead and I have to use a key to unlock the doors.
I have to wait 5 seconds to skip the ad on YouTube.
When I order a Coke and the waitress asks if Pepsi is ok.
The free wifi is slower than my data plan.
The new iPhone has an extra row of apps so I have to get used to the apps new locations.
When the public restroom toilet doesn’t automatically flush and I have to do it.
The mouse I’m using doesn’t have a scroll wheel.
I had to take my recycling in addition to my trash can out this week.
It took a minute to download my video.
I’ve used too much data and I’m buffering.
I want to go to bed but my wifi connection is good in my room.
I left my favorite song off my new workout mix.
My microwave doesn’t have a spinning plate.
My five hour energy drink only lasted 3 hours.