2. What are 30 rabbits in a row marching backwards?
3. Why did the little shoe need counseling?
4. Why does is take longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base, then it does to run from 1st base to 2nd base?
5. What’s a sleeping bull?
6. Why did the farmer kick his chickens out his farm?
7. How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
8. When is a car, not a car?
9. What runs around a cow pasture but never moves?
10. What stay in bed most of the day but sometimes will go to the bank?
I started out my day today with a bad experience but it’s funny so I thought it would go with the Funny Friday. Let me start out by saying I hate bugs! Flying bugs are the worst but spiders, and roaches freak me out as well. So this morning when I was getting out of the shower and saw a giant roach on the shower curtain I panicked. I flew out of the shower dripping water and all. I took a minute to gather myself and get dressed before tackling the beast in my bathroom. I knew I didn’t want to take the change of the roach getting on me. I decided arming myself with a mop and broom would be the best way of killing it at a safe distance. I used the mop to pull the curtains apart to see if the demon was still there. As I peeled it back the beast showed itself, once again sending me screaming out of the room. I felt gross just watching it crawl around. I went back for round 2 pushing the whole curtain into the tub and hit the curtain over and over. I was thinking maybe I could knock it off and then turn the water on and send it down the drain. This was unsuccessful. I pulled the curtain back with mop again and hit the roach with the broom I had in my other hand. This little sucker did not move. It was almost like it was glued to the curtain. At this point I decided that the roach meant business and I had to get to work so I left it. I’m really hoping that when I get home from work the roach will have died of natural causes and I won’t have to do anything other than flush it. I have a feeling I won’t be that lucky and I’m going to shower in fear for a while. Roach – 1 Sarah – 0
Answers: 1. A meatball 2. A receding hairline. 3.Because it’s dad was a loafer and it’s mom was a sneaker. 4. Because there is a shortstop in-between. 5. A bulldozer. 6. Because they used fowl language. 7. One. But the light bulb really has to want to change. 8. When it turns into a driveway. 9. A fence. 10. A Stream