1. What do you call a boom-a-rang, that doesn’t come back?
2.What has a bottom at its top?
3. What do you call a cow with no legs?
4. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
5. What grows down, when it grows up?
6. How do you catch a squirrel?
Did you hear about the energizer bunny got arrest? He was charged with battery. A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. The lesson of the day is without geometry life would be pointless.
Answers: 1. A stick 2. A leg 3.Ground beef 4. Look Grandpa no hands! 5. A goose 6. Climb into a tree and act like a nut