Nov 162016
 

The 2016 election cycle was pretty crazy.  I don’t think anyone could have imagined how this would have turned out.  I’m glad it’s all over.  The best thing to come out of all of this nonsense is the the Joe Biden memes about things he’s going to do around the White House to mess with Trump.  Enjoy!

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Dec 232013
 

I thought I’d mix things up with some Christmas jokes.  Feel free to share these wonderful jokes at your Christmas parties.  Merry Christmas

1. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

2. What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents, and scratches up your furniture?

 3. What nationality is Santa Claus?

4. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?

5. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?

6. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

7. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?

8. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

9. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

10. Why is Santa so good at karate?

11. What’s Santa’s favorite candy?

 12. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

 

Answers: 1. A pineapple! 2. Santa Claws 3. North Polish 4. One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. 5. Rude-olph. 6. I’ll have a boo Christmas without you. 7. They are always dropping their needles. 8. A cookie sheet. 9. Frosted Flakes. 10. Because he has a black belt. 11. Jolly Ranchers. 12. He felt his presents.

Feb 272013
 

comments1. Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?

2. What do you call a sheep that has been hit by lightning?

3. Why did the reporter walk into the ice cream shop?

4. What do you get if a chicken walks across the road, rolls in mud, and crosses back again?

5. Why does a chicken coop always have 2 doors?

6. What is the tallest building in any city?

7.Why did the student eat his homework?

8.What do you call a really big Ant?

9. What lion never roars?

10. How did the hipster burn his mouth?

 I thought I’d mix things up in 2013 and go with Wacky Wednesday.  I usually need a little boost to get through the day.  Enjoy!

Answers: 1.Sir Cumfrence. 2. An electric blanket. 3. Because he wanted a scoop. 4. A dirty double crosser. 5. Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan. 6. A library, because it has so many stories. 7. The teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 8. A giANT. 9. A dandelion. 10. He ate his dinner before it was cool.  

 

Nov 162012
 

1. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

2.What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes? 

3.Why is it a bad idea to fall in love with a tennis player?

4.Why was the Pepsi Cola employee fired?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
When’d the doorbell break?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t work, let me in.

Funny Friday is back by popular demand.  I’ll do my best to keep the jokes coming.

Answers: 1.Ten-tickles. 2. Open Toad Shoes. 3. To them “love” means nothing, nil, zero, zip. 4. He tested positive for Coke.

Oct 192012
 

1. How can you get four suits for a dollar?

2. What do you do when your chair breaks?

3. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

4. What bird can lift the most?

5. What bone will a dog never eat?

6. What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

7.What is the difference between Government bonds and men?

8. Knock Knock, Who’s There? Little old lady.  Little old lady who?

Answers: 1.Buy a deck of cards. 2. Call a chairman. 3.A brick layer. 4. A crane. 5. A trombone. 6.A dead centipede. 7. Government bonds mature. 8. I didn’t know you could yodel.

Oct 052012
 

                                                           

I recently updated my iPhone 4 to the newest operating system iOS 6.  The only reason I did it was because I can’t stand to have the little red one on my screen.  For the most part it seems to be working pretty well but I think the auto-correct has changed.  It seemed to be changing lots of things that it never did before and some of my text don’t make sense.  I don’t usually proof read a text before sending it but I may have to start now. 

1. Where do polar bears vote?

2. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

3. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

4. What to hear a cat joke? 

5. What a trees favorite drink? 

6. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

7. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

8. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

9. What did the horse say when he fell over?

10. What did one tomato say to the other tomato?

Enjoy your weekend!!!

Answers: 1. North Poll. 2. Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. 3. They have lots of spirit. 4. Oh just kitten.  5. Rootbeer. 6. An investigator. 7. ? I don’t know and I don’t care. 8. Look for fresh prints. 9. I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up. 10. Go ahead, I’ll catch up.

Sep 262012
 

This morning when I was checking all my social media websites I saw my brother had posted something from a site called rottenecards.  I thought the picture was funny so I decided to check it out.  It is very similar to the ever popular someecards.  If you have some time to kill rottenecards.com is worth checking out.  Viewer discretion is advised, a good deal of pictures have cuss words in them or suggestive language.    I am trying to stay away from bad language but I will say a well timed F-bomb can be worth it.

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